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theslowpokewell:

does anyone have the original pic?
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grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat
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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

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crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

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tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S
NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST
DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED
L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

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dutchster:

americans’ reaction after yesterday’s world cup game

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indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage


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after i fainted
  • nurse: how many fingers?
  • me: 3 with some lube
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queefilicious:

i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home

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hate:

this is perfect
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